What is it?
Imagine starting the day with an extra good laughter
when you log on to your computer. A software program that
randomly replaces your customized email signatures
every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program
that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface,
allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and
copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you
take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program,
written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps
learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the
world's largest collections of unique textual
pieces of fun for you.
Then think of SmartBee. It is a powerful fortune
cookie program.
A cookie does not have anything to do with
cookies in your web browser. The SmartBee cookies
are simply analogous to the Chinese cookies you get
after dining out in a Chinese restaurant (a joke on
a small piece of paper inside a taaasty cookie!).
SmartBee gives you all and more of the "program
outline" given in the beginning of this page. You
should consider giving it a try
today...
SmartBee contains more than one hundred thousands different cookies.
Everything from Murphy's laws, Devil's Dictionary, myths, jokes,
computer mimics, facts, stories, Hacker Jargon File, Deep Thoughts
and not to forget - quotes from famous people.
SmartBee can remind you to take a break for stretching after hard
work.
It is customizable. You can extract the supplied cookie file and
make your own cookies. You can create your own skin to make a new
appearance of the application.
Furthermore, SmartBee can automatically create email signatures
for most email programs. Search for cookies to find appropriate
ones for your essay or handin.
The cookie engine can access a SmartBee cookie server remotely. You
can even make e.g. screen savers using a very simple API. Examples
included.
The best thing is: IT IS FREEWARE!
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• Easy Install
• 114411 Cookies
• Kind Language
• No Duplicates
• Skin Support
• Fun Signatures
• Customizable
• Stretch Reminder
• Cookie Server
• Search Archive
• Compressed Data
• Make Cookies
• Windows & Unix
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